Can we just talk for a moment about how kick-ass Dame Vivienne Westwood is? Seriously. It's kind of mind-boggling. She might just be the coolest person on the planet. A shining inspiration to hold in our minds' eyes as we age; if we could all be one-one-hundredth as awesome when we are old ladies (and I use that term with both consideration and admiration) we will be lucky lucky ducks.